谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第二十二集
翻译：古镇少年
哦 天哪 他又去哪儿了?
Oh, where is he now?
这重新装修永远也完成不了了
This remodeling job is never going to be finished.
放松 他会回来的
Relax. He'll be back.
谁想让他回来?他就是个骗钱的
Who wants him back? He's a thief.
自从情人节大屠杀以后
I haven't seen a crime like this in a garage
芝加哥帮派斗殴事件 七人在车库死亡
我还没在车库里见过这等惨景呢
since the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
妈 你又没目睹情人节大屠杀
Ma, you did not see the St. Valentine's Day Massacre.
哦 对了 那天我看了一整天电影
Oh, yeah, right. I was at the movies that day. All day.
嗨 女士们看起来不错 不是吗?
Hi, ladies. Looks nice, doesn't it?
不 厄尼 它看起来和上周
No, Ernie. It looks exactly as it did
还有上上周一模一样
last week and the week before that.
这个车库什么时候才会像客房一样?
When is this garage going to start looking like a guest room?
我不知道啊 我在说我的新西装
I don't know. I was talking about my new suit.
厄尼 这是件严肃的事
Ernie, this is a serious matter.
我们的家人几周后就要来了
We have family coming in a few weeks.
你答应过会装修好的
You promised it would be finished.
德弗罗太太 你是想要速度还是质量？
Mrs. Devereaux, do you want it fast, or do you want it good?
在你回答之前 布兰琪 注意他说的是装修客房
Before you answer that, Blanche, he's talking about a guest room.
如果我们看不到进度 你就得走人
If we don't start seeing results, you are out of here.
你知道找个好承包商有多难吗?
Do you know it's hard to find a good contractor?
对啊 你就是活生生的证据
Yes, and you're living proof.
厄尼 她不是那个意思
Ernie, she didn't mean that.
她只是早上起床 看到身边空荡荡的 心情不太好
She just got up on the wrong side of a cold, lonely, empty bed.
像她这样漂亮的女人独自睡吗? 让人震惊
Good-looking lady like her sleeps alone? I'm shocked.
你们居然让这种品位的人改造我们的车库?
You're letting a man with taste like that remodel our garage?
我们完全受他摆布了
He's got us over a barrel.
我还记得上次我被人摆布的时候
I remember the last time a man had me over a barrel.
我当时在码头参加一个啤酒派对
- I was at a keg party at the marina.
我们有客人 嗨 阿尔
- We have a guest. Hi, Al.
嗨 姑娘们 倒一些香槟
Hi, girls. Pour some champagne.
我们在庆祝阿尔的退休
We're celebrating Al's retirement.
所以你终于退休了吗?
So you finally went through with it?
是的 我终于把熟食店卖掉了
Yep. I finally called it quits at the deli. Sold it all.
熏鲑鱼 枪管 枪把 都卖了
Lox, stock and barrel.
"枪机 枪管 枪把"表示"全部"的意思 这里换成了音近的"熏鲑鱼"
明白了吗? 我是说“熏鲑鱼”
Get it? "Lox."
他昨天想到的这个笑话
He made up that joke yesterday,
但现在听来还是和昨天一样好笑
but it's just as funny now as it was then.
有些玩笑永不过时
Some jokes are timeless.
告诉我 阿尔
So, tell me, Al,
你退休后打算做什么?
what do you intend doing with your retirement?
好吧 周一 我要睡懒觉
Well, Monday, I'm gonna sleep late.
-星期一之后是(做)什么? -周二
- What's after Monday? - Tuesday.
基本上 我已经准备好应付任何事情了
Basically, I'm ready for anything.
今天是我余生的第一天
Today is the first day of the second half of my life.
我得走了 今晚见
I gotta run. I'll see you tonight.
-再见 大家 -再见 阿尔
- Bye, all. - Bye, Al.
再见
Bye.
姑娘们 我太兴奋了
Oh, girls, I am so excited.
现在阿尔退休了 我们会有很多时间在一起
Now that Al's retired, we'll have so much time together.
他对你来说很特别 不是吗?
He's pretty special to you, isn't he?
哦 他不仅仅是特别 我想我爱上他了
Oh, he's more than special. I think I'm falling for him.
但谁不会呢?
But then who wouldn't?
他善解人意 很体贴
He's sensitive, he's caring.
他觉得我比意大利腊肠还诱人
And he thinks I'm neater than hard salami.
他真的这么说的吗 萝丝?
Did he actually tell you that, Rose?
我不应该重复的
I shouldn't have repeated it.
这句话是一时冲动说的
It was said in a moment of passion.
好了 明天见 女士们
Okay, see you mañana, ladies.
你要去哪里?你才来了十分钟
Where are you going? You've only been here ten minutes.
-我明天再来 -厄尼
- I'll be back tomorrow. - Ernie.
听我说 好好听
Listen to me, and listen good.
如果你现在走出那扇门 你就别想再回来了
If you walk out that door now, you can forget about coming back.
我听起来像在演《瑞恩的希望》
I sound like I'm on Ryan’s Hope.
1975–1989 纽约的爱尔兰裔美国人瑞恩一家的经历
很好 再见
Fine. See ya.
桃乐茜 我们现在该怎么办?
Dorothy, what are we gonna do now?
我不知道 这真是一团糟
I don't know. This is such a mess.
在我看来我们有两个选择
Seems to me we have two choices:
第一 请求厄尼的原谅
One, beg Ernie's forgiveness;
第二 找另一个承包商
or two, find another contractor.
第三 西西里的方法:
Or three, the Sicilian method:
烧了车库 拿到保险金
Torch the garage, collect the insurance,
再建一座海景别墅
and build a summer house with an ocean view.
就我个人而言 我喜欢第三个
Personally, I like number three.
很抱歉 但这比我们预算装修的价格要高
I'm sorry, but that's more than we're
willing to spend for a guest room.
是的 我知道这句话 “一分钱一分货”
Yes, I do know the expression, "You get what you pay for."
我也知道这句话 “总会找到傻子来骗”
I also know the expression, "There's a sucker born every minute."
哦 是的 我……我也知道这句话...
Oh, yes, I... I do know that expression, too.
那是最后一个承包商了
That was the last contractor in the book.
我受够了这些人 我准备放弃了
I am so fed up with all of these people, I'm ready to give up.
你不能放弃 你不是轻言放弃的人
You can't give up. You're no quitter.
想想你被男人抛弃过多少次
Just think of the many times you have been dumped by a man.
你停止约会了吗?不
Did you quit dating? No, ma'am.
你要求放低了 找一些之前看不上的人
You sank even lower, scraping the bottom of the barrel,
直面这种屈辱
facing certain humiliation.
为了什么?
- And why?
谢谢 布兰琪我明白了
- Thanks, Blanche. I get the point.
我是认真的 桃乐茜 为了什么?
I mean it, Dorothy. Why?
-嗨 萝丝 -嗨
- Hi, Rose. - Hi.
怎么了?
What's wrong?
我刚和阿尔待了一下午
I just spent the afternoon with Al.
-怎么了? -什么都不做
- What happened? - Nothing.
他只想坐着看电视
All he wants to do is sit around and watch television.
人们退休后就会这样
That happens with people when they retire.
也许你应该和他谈谈
Maybe you should talk to him about it.
也许你是对的
Maybe you're right.
各位 我找到了改造车库的最佳人选
Everybody, I found the perfect guy to convert the garage.
跟我来
Follow me.
各位 这是文森佐
Everybody, this is Vincenzo.
妈 谁是文森佐?
Ma, who is Vincenzo?
他现在是谁并不重要 知道他过去是什么样就行
Who he is doesn't matter. It's who he used to be.
三十年前 这个人是意大利最重要的建筑师之一
Thirty years ago, this man was one of Italy's foremost architects,
受到全世界的尊敬
respected the world over,
欧洲一些最美丽的大教堂的创造者
creator of some of Europe's most beautiful cathedrals.
对吗 文森佐?
Isn't that right, Vincenzo?
如今 他只是一个可怜的人
Today, he's a pathetic shell of a man
每天偷看女人的裙底来度日
who spends all day looking up women's dresses.
不用慌 他一句英语也不会说 看
Relax. He doesn't speak a word of English. Watch.
-文森佐? -嗯?
- Vincenzo? - Eh?
你是个满脸皱纹的老变态 对吧?
You're a wrinkled old pervert, right?
是
Si.
但是索菲亚 文森佐不可能一个人完成所有的工作
But, Sophia, Vincenzo can't do all this work by himself.
他什么都干不了 但他会教我们怎么做
He can't do any of the work. He'll be the brains.
他会用意大利语告诉我怎么做 我告诉你们来做
He'll tell me what to do in Italian, I'll tell you, you do the work.
算了吧 我们不是木匠
Forget it. We're not carpenters.
可以试试啊 工作已经完成了一半
It's worth a try. The job's already half done.
那我可以告诉文森佐我们要合作了吗?
So, do I tell Vincenzo we got a deal?
等下 他想收我们多少钱?
Wait. What does he want to charge us?
我会问他的
I'll ask him.
文森佐 多少钱？
Vincenzo Cuánto cuesta?
钱吗?免费的 免费的
Cuesta? Oh. Gratis. Gratis.
他说他愿意免费做这件事
He says he'll do it for nothing.
他喜欢从老年中心出来转转
He likes getting away from the center,
他喜欢工作 也喜欢和年轻漂亮的女孩在一起
he likes working, and he likes being
in the company of pretty young girls.
-好吧 -哦
- Oh, well. - Oh.
既然他这么说了 我们怎么能拒绝呢?
Since he puts it that way, how can we refuse?
-一言为定 -好
- It's a deal. - Good.
这是他想要的年轻漂亮女孩的名单
Here's a list of the pretty young girls he wants.
-嗨 阿尔-萝丝 你真漂亮
- Hi, Al. - Rose, you look beautiful.
哦 谢谢你！
Oh. Thank you.
我知道我们只是去看电影 但我想打扮一下
I know we're just going to the movies, but I felt like dressing up.
关于电影 你介意我们不去吗?
About the movies, would you mind if we didn't go?
嗯倒是不会 你想做什么?
Well, no. What do you feel like doing?
我们就像昨晚一样
We'll do what we did last night.
我们昨天什么都没做
- We didn't do anything.
听起来就很不错
- Sounds good to me.
阿尔 我们得谈谈
Al, we have to talk.
就不能等看完《蓝色月光》吗?
Can't it wait till after Moonlighting?
1985–1989 布鲁斯·威利斯主演的颇受欢迎的侦探系列剧
今晚有一集特别节目
There's a special episode on tonight.
它只重播了三次
It's only been rerun three times.
阿尔 你最近怎么了?
Al, what has gotten into you lately?
在你退休之前 你是我认识的最活跃的人
Before you retired, you were the most active man I ever knew.
我不得不跑着跟上你的步伐
I had to run to keep up with you.
你现在你就是个电视迷
Now you're nothing but a couch potato.
终于退休了 你应该做更多事情才是
You should do more. You've earned it.
难道你一直都没有什么梦想的吗?
Isn't there one thing you've always dreamed of doing?
我一直梦想着退休
I always dreamed of retiring.
我只是不希望有一天你醒来
I just don't want you to wake up one day
想想自己错过了实现梦想的机会
and think that you've missed the
opportunity to do something great.
萝丝 听起来你可能只是厌倦了我
Rose, it sounds like you're maybe just bored with me.
我们改天再见吧 好吗?
Let's take a rain check on tonight, okay?
反正我觉得有点累
I'm feeling kind of tired anyway.
我明天给你打电话
I'll call you tomorrow.
阿尔?
Al?
阿尔?
Al?
该死的
Damn.
在我们开始之前……
Before we begin...
让我们明确一点:
Let's make one thing clear:
我说了算
I am in charge.
我是老板
I am the boss.
我是主人
I am the master.
我是海象
I am the walrus.
妈 要么你的意大利语生疏了
Ma, either your Italian is rusty,
要么他就是世界上最老的嬉皮士
or he's the world's oldest hippie.
我们可以开始了吗?
Can we just get started, please?
首先 我们必须检查工人
First we must inspect the workers.
他捏了我
- He pinched me.
这是条件反射 他是意大利人
- It's a reflex. He's Italian.
我们将从最简单的工作开始
We'll start with the simplest of jobs.
安装窗户玻璃
- Installing the window.
桃乐茜 你把玻璃固定好
Dorothy, you hold the window in place.
萝丝来敲
Rose will do the hammering.
布兰琪 你拧螺丝(性交)
Blanche, you'll do the screwing.
这是他自己想出来的 我发誓
He came up with that one on his own. I swear.
用5/16钻头钻一个拨动螺栓
Drill a toggle bolt, anchor with a 5/16th bit,
斜切四分之一英寸胶合板后
and miter-cut the quarter-inch plywood
然后用钉子接合上
after you attach the studs.
我只认识里面有"钉钉"
Only thing I recognized in there was "studs."
-这没用的 -不 不
- This isn't gonna work. - No, no.
文森佐有个好主意
Vincenzo has a wonderful idea.
他将带他的团队来完成这项工作 不收取额外费用
He'll bring his crew to finish the job at no additional charge.
他为什么要免费做呢?
Why would he do it for free?
因为他老糊涂了 别再问问题了
Because he's senile as a doorknob, and stop asking questions.
嗨 大家好
Hi, everybody.
阿尔 你在这儿干什么?
Al, what are you doing here?
我仔细考虑了你说的话 你是对的
I did a lot of thinking about what you said, and you were right.
我一直在浪费我的生命
I've been wasting my life.
我很高兴你想通了
I'm so glad you feel that way.
我曾经有过一个梦想
There is one dream I used to have:
航海环游世界
Sailing around the world.
就像你说的 这是追寻梦想的最佳时机
Like you said, what better time to follow my dream
好不容易退休了
than during my retirement.
我决定了 我要这么做
I'm gonna do it.
你给自己订了邮轮
You booked yourself on a cruise.
更好 我买了自己的船 雇了船员
Better. I bought my own boat and hired a crew.
-你说什么?-花了我一辈子的积蓄
- You what? - It cost me my life savings,
但我不在乎
but I don't care.
我要环球航行 这都是因为你
I'm gonna sail around the world, and it's all because of you.
我要你跟我一起去
And I want you to come along with me.
萝丝 你在干什么?现在是凌晨两点
Rose, what are you doing? It is 2:00 a.m.
我睡不着 所以我决定起床
I couldn't sleep, so I decided to get up
再做一批"脆脆饼"
and make a batch of sperhoven krispies.
这是一种古老的斯堪的纳维亚夜宵
It's an ancient Scandinavian midnight snack.
我猜经过一夜的掠夺和强奸
I guess after a night of pillaging and raping,
一个维京人想在他的可可里加点东西
a Viking wants a little something to go with his cocoa.
嗯 它们闻起来很难闻
Well, they smell god-awful.
是的 当你被臭气呛得想吐的时候
Yeah. When you're about to throw up from the stench,
这就是他们完成的时候
that's when they're done.
谁想来点?
Who wants some?
如果这些是给唐纳党的
If these had been offered to the Donner Party,
唐纳党是1846年前往加利福尼亚的美国人 在内华达山脉大雪中被困 90人约一半死于饥饿或暴晒 为了生存而吃人肉
他们还是会吃掉对方的
they still would have eaten each other.
别傻了 桃乐茜 它们很美味的
Don't be silly, Dorothy. They're delicious.
你只要知道怎么吃就行了
You just have to know how to eat them.
你用一只手捏住鼻子
You hold your nose with one hand
然后另一只手往嘴里塞
and pop a krispie in your mouth with the other.
尝起来像芝士蛋糕和新鲜草莓
That tastes like cheesecake, fresh strawberries
还有巧克力冰淇淋
and chocolate ice cream.
天啊 你说得对
My gosh, you're right.
那是我吃过的最好吃的东西
That is the best thing I have ever tasted.
哦 真好吃
Oh, this is delicious.
嘿 真够可以的 我在客厅什么都闻不到
Hey, give me a break. You can't smell that from the hall.
以为她们在吸毒
索菲亚……
Sophia...
萝丝刚才在下厨
Rose has been cookin'.
是啊 做出来很好吃的!
Yeah, and it turned out perfect!
但我还是很难过
But I'm still upset.
因为你不知道该拿阿尔怎么办?
Because you don't know what to do about Al?
不 她难过是因为吉米·斯瓦格特
No, she's upset because Jimmy Swaggart
美国电视布道家 被其他布道家爆出在汽车旅馆招妓
付不起他的旅馆账单
can't cover his motel bill.
我当然难过 我不知道该怎么办
Of course I'm upset. I don't know what to do.
如果有人邀请我环游世界 我知道我会说什么
I know what I'd say if a man asked me to sail around the world.
拜托 约你出去喝咖啡的人都没有
Please. You can't get anybody to ask you out for coffee.
还环球航行 跟真事一样
Sail around the world. That'll be the day.
好像约你的人在街区外排着队一样
Like there's a line waiting around the block.
我们得像面包店那样装个售票机才可以
We'll have to install a ticket machine like they have at the bakery.
我知道了 妈!
I get the picture, Ma!
恐怕是我的责任
I'm afraid I'm responsible
让阿尔做了他不想做的事
for making Al do something he really doesn't want to do.
那又怎样?就算你是有责任的
So what? Maybe you are responsible,
但这让他动起来了啊
but it got him off his duff.
-这有什么不对?-这对他来说是最好的
- What's wrong with that? - The best thing for him.
这对你来说是最好的 萝丝
And the best thing for you, Rose.
你考虑过接受他的提议吗?
Have you even considered taking him up on his offer?
哦 不 我不能
Oh, no. I couldn't.
我还有其他要担负的责任
I have responsibilities.
萝丝 你就没做过什么疯狂冲动的事吗?
Rose, haven't you ever done anything
just wild and crazy and impetuous?
没啊 我可是来自圣奥拉夫
No. I'm from St. Olaf.
我们15岁的时候就得签保证书
We're forced to sign a pledge when we're 15
不会做这些冲动的事
that we won't do any of those things.
它可以防止人们把房子涂成愚蠢的颜色
It keeps people from painting their houses silly colors.
我不知道该怎么办 睡觉时再考虑吧
I don't know what to do. I'm gonna have to sleep on it.
睡觉 男人 性生活
"Sleep on it." Men. Sex.
我天天听你们的性生活问题
I listen to your sexual problems.
怎么没人关心我的性生活问题
How about my sexual problems?
你的性生活问题是什么?
What is your sexual problem?
问题是我都没有性生活
I don't get any.
我在杂志上读到
And I read in a magazine
女性在83岁时是性生活的黄金时期
where a woman is at her sexual peak at 83.
索菲亚 我也读过那篇文章 是33岁
Sophia, I read that same article. It was 33.
真的吗?
Really?
那我最近的感觉..
Then all those feelings I've been having lately
一定是结肠炎了
must be colitis.
抱歉打扰了 晚安 各位
Sorry I interrupted. Good night.
他们在这 桃乐茜 文森佐的新工作团队
Here they are, Dorothy. Vincenzo's new work crew.
看起来像一群《魔茧》的演员
Looks like the road company of Cocoon.
1985年喜剧科幻片 主演是一群老年人
放尊重点 他们都是各自领域的大师
Have a little respect. These are all masters of their crafts.
嗨 这些老人是谁?
Hi, girls. Who are these old men?
家族音乐组合
萝丝 奥斯蒙德兄弟
The Osmond Brothers, Rose.
唐尼单飞后 他们可过得不太好
The years without Donny have not been kind to them.
这些是文森佐的朋友
- These are Vincenzo's friends.
哦 对了 我忘记了
- Oh, that's right. I forgot.
我最近心事重重
I've had so much on my mind lately.
你决定如何处理和阿尔的关系?
Have you decided what to do about Al?
不 我还是和以前一样困惑
No. I'm just as confused as ever.
文森佐认为他有办法解决你的问题
Vincenzo thinks he has a solution to your problem.
真的吗?给我翻译一下 索菲亚
Really? Well, translate for me, Sophia.
我有点生疏了 但我记得他是这么说的
Well, I'm a little bit rusty, but I think he said,
想象一下:1939年的西西里岛
"Picture it: Sicily 1939.
“战争开始了
"The war is on.
“一位有前途的年轻建筑师收到了工作邀请
"A promising young architect is offered a job
希望他负责在梵蒂冈新建厢房的工程”
to spearhead construction of a new wing at the Vatican."
等等妈 你说你的意大利语生疏了
Wait, Ma. You say your Italian is rusty,
但你知道"负责"这个词吗?
but you know the word for "spearhead"?
这是我弟弟小时候的小名
It was my brother's nickname for a while as a child.
总之
Anyway,
这个年轻人很纠结
the young man is torn.
乘火车去罗马意味着要冒着被炸弹袭击的危险
Taking the train to Rome means running the risk of enemy bombs.
但待在家里就意味着错过了创造历史的机会!
But staying home means passing up a chance to make history!
他确实在这几个字里包含了很多意思
He certainly packs a lot of meaning into a few words.
闭嘴!
Aw, shut up!
最后 他选择了留在家里
In the end, he chooses safety.
半个世纪后 他仍然对这个决定感到后悔
It's a decision he still regrets half a century later.
他的结论是:
His conclusion:
没有冒险的生活就不是生活
Life without risk is no life at all.
索菲亚 告诉文森佐这是个很棒的故事
Sophia, tell Vincenzo that's a wonderful story.
告诉他 是他帮我做了人生中最重要的决定
Tell him he helped me make the most
important decision of my life.
我要打电话给阿尔 告诉他
I'm gonna call Al and tell him
我要和他一起航海环游世界
I'll sail around the world with him.
索菲亚 文森佐真的说了那些话吗?
Sophia, did Vincenzo really say all that?
当然没有了
Of course not.
他是个木匠 我是个哲学家
He's a carpenter. I'm a philosopher.
他说他希望所有人都离开车库
He said he wants everyone out of the
直到工作完成
garage until the work is completed.
但是为什么呢?
But why?
因为对一个有白内障的老头来说
Because to an old guy with cataracts,
你们俩就像瑞典空姐
you two look like Swedish stewardesses.
老年人可以玩很多残酷的笑话
Old age can play a lot of cruel jokes.
来吧
Come on.
谢谢你们把我丢在停车场
Thanks for leaving me in the parking lot.
大晚上在码头附近
It's not like unsavory, swarthy characters
完全都没有可疑的人呢
hang around the docks by night.
妈 这里没有那样的人
Oh, Ma, there's nobody here like that.
我知道 但我后来想
I know, but I gave it a minute.
要是有的话 周六约会就可以给你安排上了
I thought I'd line something up for you for sayurday.
喂姑娘们 欢迎欢迎
Ahoy, girls. Welcome aboard.
你一定很兴奋吧!
You must be so excited!
哦 当然 我来拿点香槟
Oh, I sure am. Grab some champagne.
我要去找阿尔 我还没见到他 我想说声谢谢
I'm gonna find Al. I haven't seen him. I want to say thanks.
-我喜欢香槟-我也是
- I love champagne. - Me, too.
唯一的问题是 喝了几杯之后
The only problem is, after a few glasses,
见到谁我就会亲谁
I'll kiss any man in sight.
有人落水了!
Man overboard!
那只是巧合 桃乐茜
That was just a coincidence, Dorothy.
阿尔 我一直在到处找你
Hey, Al. I've been looking all over for you.
真的吗?我一直都在这里没动啊
Really? I don't think I've moved from this spot.
有些事我必须告诉你
There's something I have to tell you.
噢 阿尔 我有话想先说
Oh, please, Al. There's something I want to say first.
我想让你知道 我对这次旅行感到非常兴奋
I want you to know that I am so excited about going on this trip.
我很高兴你选择我和你一起去冒险
And I'm so happy that you chose me for this adventure.
我爱你 艾尔 我准备好和你去任何地方
I love you, Al, and I'm ready to go anywhere with you.
北极星可以成为我们的向导
And the North Star can be our guide.
我也爱你 露丝 但那不是北极星
I love you, too, Rose, but that's not the North Star.
那是西班牙广播电台的发射塔
That's the tower of the all-Spanish radio station.
那比星星可靠多了
Fine. Much more reliable.
而且它不会在白天消失
And it doesn't disappear in the daylight.
萝丝 我想我要吐了
Rose, I think I'm gonna puke.
这只是个小玩笑 阿尔
It was just a little joke, Al.
你开玩笑我都会笑的
I laugh at all yours.
不 我是说真的 我晕船
No, I'm serious. I'm seasick.
你是认真的?我们还没出航呢
You mean it? We're still docked.
我不能航海环游世界
I can't sail around the world.
我想我没有冒险精神 我很抱歉
I guess there's no adventure in me. I'm sorry.
好吧 不用抱歉
Well, don't be sorry.
看看你现在做的事…
Look what you were about to do...
我们俩在做的事
what we were both about to do.
我们可是在船上
We got on the ship.
大多数人甚至从未离开过海岸
Most people never even leave shore.
-你真这么想? -当然
- You mean that? - Of course I do.
你和我还有很多冒险的机会
You and I still have a lot of adventures left in us,
很多事情我们都没有尝试过
so many things we haven't tried.
你去过迪斯尼乐园的太空山吗?
Have you ever been to Space Mountain at Disney World?
想象一下 艾尔
Imagine it, Al.
我们像火箭一样上上下下 转啊转啊转
We'd go rocketing up and down, and turn and turn and turn.
然后 急速下降 再下降
Then, zoom, plummet right back down.
然后…
And...
或者我们可以只是逛逛 和高飞拍张照片
Or we could walk around and get our picture taken with Goofy.
嗨 姑娘们 我看起来怎么样?
Hi, girls. How do I look?
你打扮得这么漂亮要去哪里?
Where are you going all dolled up?
阿尔和我要去野餐 听交响乐
Al and I are taking a picnic to hear the philharmonic.
我不知道阿尔是个音乐爱好者
I didn't know Al was a music lover.
他不是 他只是想了解下
He isn't. He likes to see what picnic
这个季节什么野餐肉很受欢迎
meats are popular this season.
文森佐说他完成了他想让我们看看
Vincenzo says he's finished. He wants us to take a look.
好的
Fine.
-我不相信 -这太糟糕了
- I don't believe it. - This is terrible.
我承认 这是有点单调 但有一些植物和漂亮的…
I'll admit, it's a little drab, but with some plants and nice...
这是车库 你个笨蛋!
It's a garage, you twit!
妈 这是怎么回事?
Ma, how did this happen?
文森佐...
Vincenzo...
索菲亚……
Sophia...
这是一个小小的误会
It was a slight misunderstanding.
在西西里岛 每个地区都有自己的方言
In Sicily, every region has its own dialect.
实际上 每个城镇都有自己的方言
Actually, every town has its own dialect.
实际上 每家每户都有自己的方言
Actually, every household has its own dialect.
这也解释了为什么意大利军队的效率
This also explains why the Italian army
西方常用牙买加雪橇队代指不可能发生的事情
低得像牙买加雪橇队一样
is as effective as a Jamaican bobsled team.
他很抱歉犯了这个错误
He's sorry he made the mistake.
他会很乐意把这里改回卧室的
He'll be glad to turn this back into a bedroom.
不不 我不能再经历一次了
No. No, please. I could not live through that again.
感谢他的工作 他可以为此感到自豪
Thank him for his work, and say he must be proud.
妈
Ma...
我想我不小心跟他承诺说 他可以娶你
I think I accidentally promised your hand in marriage.
至少他是意大利人
Well, at least he's Italian.
翻译：古镇少年